We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Cigarettes and Kombucha

by Trenton Velarde

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

  • Cassette + Digital Album

    Cigarettes & Kombucha by Trenton Velarde on Cassette tape

    Includes unlimited streaming of Cigarettes and Kombucha via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days
    Purchasable with gift card

      $3 USD

     

1.
1.Little League 57 Chevy and a Dodge care van Eating out the bag A show you love Noctural rugs and circular beds Sticky pants from porno mags Yake the best out of faking the rest Windows 95 and hey arnold Your rich but sad Wheres your mom and dad With mortal kombat and top ramen You were here but now your gone Football baseball sign me up Sign me up Almost big enuff to fit in your shoes Let me out you oversized brule 57 Chevy and a Dodge care van Watching viva la bam Eating out the bag I couldent imagie thoughs sticky hands Thinking about the sports man Football baseball sign me up
2.
n/a
3.
Elisa 03:33
4.Elisa? shot in the back left in a fire saw a bright light you say im a lier i think i pressed one to many bottons on the elevator i think i talked to much i love you, ill see you later nothing to see here just a man who died of old age nothing to see here just a woman who died of age
4.
sampled:story time tape
5.
6.Backwards Car Ride Lady with a baby Driving me crazy Shes marichino cherry She thinks that im scary her butterfly wings and bittersweet dreams of butterfly things some other flys queen but my hand is burning here and theres bodys burning there and were stuck inside a storm drain with a bee-bop robot brain stealing food for cats and import resoure taxman kids are smoking crack while cops are killing blacks getting into pickles new ballistic missles changing your gender every night is a bender sesnal depression perpertual erecton have a new perception on internet perfections jolly rocker radio viral stocker video she said i couldent hack it shes quick to call me faggot fixing tennis rackets felling to iratic now im living at the swap meet selling what you bought me knock on hevens gate now iv got a second date now lady with a baby is driving me crazy
6.
Lounge Stuff 04:00
7.
Cant handle it What do you want? I just want a little more please? this is my last time today i promise. alright stay out here dont come in alright hurry up i only have a couple minutes my kid is in the car of couse,here you go thats it? for 20? last time i got twice as much listen bitch this is all your going to get oh my fucking god well maybe you can let me in and i can do some stuff for another 20 beacuse i dont have any more money alright sit down ill be right back im going to get somthing what are you going to go get? what the fuck is that? ouch fuck what the fuck are you doing? whats wrong with you? haha lol going to drink all your decor wine beacuse i cant handle it
8.
9.
9.Ciggarettes and Komucha well i feel like one millon bucks got my shirt tucked but im running outta luck im bitting my tounge so i dont sound stupid im eating the blood from a source iv done a shirt of a jacket? hey cut down all that racket your so damn old god save your soul well im brand new a sitting duck stuck in glue and runnin outta luck you say a serpent write a silent symphony i found out whats the deal with airline food im a real sit down comedian youve got me running in a hamster wheel not even caring about how i feel *i go up and i go down the sun sets when i set it down *on the freeway killer voices well i do what i what and i am what i please ill come after you like a uncurcumsized flee so you tie my hands up let my legs run free ciggarettes and kombucha thats all that i need
10.
Mom 03:50
10. Mom strong woman make up caked on thick i love my mom but i think shes sick maybe its the smog or a secret north korean fog maybe if i had cancer you would love me a little bit more throwing a model car at you from out the door got my wigs staying beautiful at a price is nice my husband works hard to make sure my medical bills arent high but im so high got some pills under my bed and a sore under my head maybe this radiation is getting to me maybe if i had cancer you would love me a little more
11.
Flume 04:30
11.Flume baby sitter in prison for life threting us with a knife he shot a young boy in the back but now his aunts going to have a heart attack playing in the desert is fun beneth justins camrea lense but just wait jacob eats dirt at the end but they dont under stand the art beacuse a starbucks employe dosent have heart a football feild with lights flying over head connors car and my only good friends my garage is full of fumes that weve been huffing now were puffin the tea pot is overflowing and all the somas have got you snoring a few walls down from manson and now your sisters picking up for all your slackin my garage is full of flume that weve been huffin and now were puffin a child getting stabbed with a water gun make believe fighting is fun baking a cake with mom and watching the two towers fall undressing some gi joes and pretending that im barbie i want a apology im waiting for your sister to call me my garage is full or flume that we have been huffing ya i miss the puffin.
12.
12.Sexual inuendo shanna na mah na na thats a inuendo sex in a block of ice thats a inuendo fedex telling you right thats a inuendo living a paradice thats a inuendo camel man is hard but nice thats a inuendo pussy on a flower sign is a inuendo its in your window its everywhere na na na Thank you for listening Love you with all my heart T.V.

about

the avant-garde pop album Cigarettes and Kombucha is a experiment of sounds some new some old. Cataloged together in such a way that everything you hear on this album will be new and fresh to the human ear. stretching music to its most unconformable corners.Give it a listen and let me know what you think at velardetrenton@gmail.com
love you all sincerely Trenton Garrick Velarde

credits

released July 27, 2018

Adon Whittemore,Jadd Koubek,Ryon Wu for without you all i would be a penny-less fool

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

T.V. Records Victorville, California

T.V. Records is a music & art collective based out of the High Desert in sunny Southern California, U.S.A. :)

contact / help

Contact T.V. Records

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Cigarettes and Kombucha, you may also like: